This is what happened in Washington, two navy Pilots back on November 17, 2017 drew a giant penis all over the city. They were free and just because of that they decided to kill their boredom by drawing a penis in the sky using their planes as pens. Obviously, they had the attention of the whole city and they took these pictures. The Navy Times has just received a copy of the full report thanks to a Freedom of Information. This is extremely hilarious.
“You should totally try to draw a penis,” the (pilot's cockpit partner, an electronic warfare office [EWO]) advised.
“I could definitely draw one, that would be easy,” the pilot boasted. “I could basically draw a figure eight and turn around and come back. I’m gonna go down, grab some speed and hopefully get out of the contrail layer so they’re not connected to each other....”
“Balls are going to be a little lopsided,” the pilot advised.
“Balls are complete,” he reported moments later. “I just gotta navigate a little bit over here for the shaft.”
“Which way is the shaft going?” the EWO asked.
“The shaft will go to the left,” the pilot answered.
“It’s gonna be a wide shaft,” the EWO noted.
“I don’t wanna make it just like 3 balls,” the pilot said.
“Let’s do it,” the EWO said. “Oh, the head of that penis is going to be thick.”